Monday, 13 July 2015

Inferno



This has been bloody painful reading.  I was looking forward to reading it because I found the Da Vinci Code a really fun page-turner but this was just dull, stupid and annoying.
Yes, yes, yes, I know I should have stopped reading it and given it away but I kept on believing that it would get better and it never did. What a waste of my time and such a heavy book to carry around in my bag for the last few weeks. It ended up being just a rather naff tourist guide to Florence and Venice with a bit of mad cap charging around Istanbul at the end. Infact I finished it this morning and just 8 hours later I have forgotten it and don't really know what to write about the plot. One good thing though Dante's Inferno looks like an interesting, gory read. It's made me think I should give that a go!

Tuesday, 30 June 2015

The Eyre Affair


A book I would never have read or even heard of if it weren't for my book club. And well I loved it. What a great read. Really good fun, full of imagination and a great story. What more could you want from a book?! 
I don't even know how to write about it. It's set in a parallel reality in 1985 in a secretive government department in Swindon. It's a Britain where Wales is an unfriendly breakaway Republic, the Crimean war has been raging for over 150 years and extinct animals can be bought back to life. People can also time travel and also portal into the pages of classic novels and chat to the characters and change the plots for ever. Infact books, plays and literature are the number one pastime of people. Books are the beating heart of this society and the evil Mr. Hades has decided to take Jane Eyre hostage for a ransom of a billion pounds.
Miss Next is the full on Swindonian heroine of the novel and she sure kicks arse with her time travelling car, her first edition of Jane Eyre in her pocket and her old friend Mr Rochester who can also magically portal in the other direction out of the novel to help her in times of need. Infact in this reality Jane Eyre has a different ending and Mr Rochester is totally heart broken that Jane marries St. John Rivers. So Miss Next goes out of her way to help change Mr Rochester and Jane's destiny.
Yes, it all sounds completely mad and in many ways it truely is bonkers but I loved it. I think having read Jane Eyre is a must and having a copy comes in handy. The only thing I didn't like were the dumb names. Here I just think Jasper Fforde went a bit over the top and I don't think I understood all the little in jokes. OK, Jack Schitt was obviously a baddie, but why the main character was called Thursday Next, I don't know. I just found it irritating. I understood the character of Oswald Mandias but that's only because I checked out Ozymandias on line after watching an episode of Breaking Bad. So yeah, I can kind of see why the novel has gained a cult following. But hey, me too! I loved it, loved it, loved it. Pure brilliant, geeky barminess with great use of language. Get a copy.( Sorry mine is not going to be lent out.  I will read it again when I'm feeling glum and in need of a laugh! )

Tuesday, 23 June 2015

Blood and Beauty



This book was really enjoyable. But I'm glad that I don't have to lug the enormous hardback copy I had around with me any more. (It was another 9p bargain from 'Help' the Aged.)
I have never watched anything  about the Borgia family of Rome on TV because I don't have Sky but after this read I feel like I know a damn lot. I have been transported into the corrupt Vatican of the late 15th century and I loved it all. Everyone there was a political, selfish tyrant using the power of God, (trademark) and warfare to gain more land, more political support, more power and more money. Reading about the war plans was like being inside the head of a despot. Loyalties constantly were shifting between the houses which ruled the independent states of Italy, the most powerful States for the Borgias of Rome, being Naples and Milan.   The Borgias were constantly at war with  their neighbours with a bit of French and German interference thrown in to help and hinder. Not forgetting of course that Alexander Borgia, the Pope, was actually a Spanish guy, so even Spanish mercenaries were shipped over too.
Game of Thrones must have been based a bit on this family and their outrageous ways. There was a rumour that the son and daughter of Pope Alexander had an incestuous love affair but Sarah Dunant disagrees and in this book the local people just gossip about them. Also the oldest son of the pope might have killed the youngest son but again Dunant reserves judgement and the murderer is never found.   I actually liked the outrageous pope and his beautiful daughter, Lucrezia, who is just a political pawn who the pope marries off three times at his whim, destroying her previous husbands when they become enemies. I also liked Cesare, her brother, but what a bad, bad man!!!  Watching him change from a handsome young lad full of life , to a man who only wears black and a mask because of his facial pock marks from getting the new 'french' disease of syphillis was fascinating. Yes, a good read. Sarah Dunant wrote really well, making it all seem quite modern and also quite funny. A much better historical novel than that tedious Wolf Hall! 

Sunday, 31 May 2015

Women in England

I bought this book years ago from a charity shop and to be honest it never really appealed to me. Maybe the title and the ugly book cover put me off, but last month I finally picked it up and I have been mesmerised ever since. most evenings I just dipped into it and I found it fascinating. It's weird I never studied history past the age of 13 at school but it's something I find more and more fascinating as I get older. Anyway this was social history at it's best and all from a woman's perspective. Lots of topics were put into context. How different classes of woman lived and worked. I particularly enjoyed the working class section ,of which over 75% of women belonged to in the 19th century. All women were industrious at doing piecework and running their own businesses from their homes, but everything was recorded as money earned by their husbands. My god, their lives were hard. Running the house, toiling from sunrise to sunset, doing hourly paid work when you could, looking after the kids, being constantly pregnant, not being able to say no to your husband when he wants sex,   The industrial revolution bought lots of changes, where children and women, were treated as cheap slave labour.  Unmarried women were often given boring , laborious tasks and men were often given more interesting work. This resulted in women often having different entrances and departments in jobs so they couldn't actually see what men did ( this carried on in the post office until the 1950s!) as soon as women married they were ordered to leave their jobs and women in service to the gentry had to remain single. 
The section on sex and sexuality was really interesting. Premarital sex before 1760 wasn't really looked down on at all and lots of women got married pregnant as people were far less judgemental.  but after this time more and more women got jilted as people were beginning to live away from their families and they didnt have to live under the watchful eyes of their families anymore. 
English law codified what 'full sex 'actually meant in the 18th century.( before this time I think anything was permissible!!)  From this time adultery in the eyes of the law had to be full sex with a person of the opposite sex.  Penetrative sex was now seen as the only ' correct' way and I believe after this time English society became far more prudish and the rights of women became less as society became far more judgemental and less pragmatic. After this time being single or celibate or married without kids was looked down on and the result was a huge population boom and lots more vulnerable women.
 The word lesbian didn't even exist at this time and there are no real historical records of lesbians because it wasn't a crime , but even so many women lived happily with other women and they were often just left in peace. Lots of men died in wars during this time so the over spill of too many 'independent' minded woman was smoothed over by not minding if women lived together, but these women had to be rich and financially capable of not needing a husband.  Lots of middle class women at this time( both lesbian and straight I presume!)  often went to the colonies at this time too because of the lack of appropriate husbands here. True independent travel for women was born!  
The section on religion was all about how women's political roles were filled by belonging to a church. And my god, lots of churchs were created in England at this time!!  Far more women than men went to church and this was how women could really get involved with local and worldwide issues. Many women were involved in fighting against workhouses, Jamaican slave holdings and Indian women living in purdah through belonging to a church. Church was often a legitimate way for women to feel involved in the society and it really made me rethink what the role of churches played in women's lives then. 
The fear of syphilis and VD was rife at this time. Nearly a half of all soldiers had a sexual disease. The clean streets act resulted in all prostitutes in England having to be subjected to violating checks by the police and doctors. Unlike other European countries the majority of prostitutes here were self employed(no madam or huge brothel to protect them/control them.) 
  The Poor Law Acts of the 1830 s really took the country backwards for about 15 years. Lots of vulnerable and poor women were picked off the streets and dumped in workhouses. The government stopped giving money to local authorities to fund poverty on a local level and money was centralised around workhouses. Here all your dignity was stripped away and husbands, wives and children were separated and lived a life of abject poverty and fear. The word 'undeserving poor' had been invented and the country turned into a place of even more fear, crime and corruption until the reform acts later in the century. 
The sections on education and suffrage were also brilliant. An interesting fact I learnt was that some educated middle class women hated it when working class men got the vote before them. They got involved with voting rights after this law was passed. They weren't really that bothered about voting rights for all women, just that farm labourers and uneducated men shouldn't be treated better than them!  Women were often more entrenched in their class than fighting for their rights as women. 
Infact the whole book was a complete gem and I recommend it, (if you are into this kind of thing. ) It was never dull, really well written, easy to follow and very interesting It made me realise that women have not just been passive victims or spectators in history but true players. It is just that their voices are more likely to get lost in the passage of time. 

Saturday, 30 May 2015

the Forgotten Waltz


A well written book. Yes, I liked it but god, it was dark. Based around the adultery of two married people. Anne Enright is a great writer and the character of Gina is really well described and you really get into her head but hey, I really didn't like her.  She is one of those woman I would just not get on with, so for a few days it's been really weird to be in her head. Normally I need to like a character to get on with a book but this time I didn't.  everyone was just obsessed by money and things and having stuff. but Gina is incredibly honest. As her life falls apart she knows exactly what she is doing and she doesn't give a damn.  
This book is so honest it almost feels like it isn't a book.  The writing style is like you are in the head of this incredibly lonely and selfish 34 year old woman. A grim book about nasty people. To be honest I'm glad it was short and that I can move onto something else soon.  i have to stop reading depressing books.  Summer is here!

Wednesday, 20 May 2015

The Luminaries


HELP ME!!!!!     I just can't take it any more. I'm over half way through this book but I have to STOP. Life is too short to read this pretentious junk. Yes, it's clever. Yes, it's well structured. But for me it's just dull, dull, dull. The characters are just paper thin, the story line is  turgid and it just goes round and round like the planets. All of the links to astrology, planet movements and stars and all that nonsense don't compensate for a boring story. It's so bloody full of itself that the first chapter is 360 pages long, (360 like the  angles in a circle.  get it? wow! how 'clever' , yawn.) the waning of the chapter length from here is meant to be important but  for me it is just bloody irritating and each of the 19 characters are either linked to static planets or star signs with weird planetary pictures before each chapter, which I have had to google to understand. 
  Well, enough is enough, I've tried to get into it but I can't. The story is just too lame because of the structural constraints, which is a shame because I think she is a good writer and could have done so much better. Reading is meant to be fun and this isn't. Oh dear, I'm not having much luck with my reading lately. Freia thanks for the birthday present but I have to finally admit defeat! PS Freia, would you like to have my copy?! 

Monday, 4 May 2015

Empress Orchid


I really need to sort my reading choices out. I thought I would like this book with lots of intrigue and sexual politics inside the Forbidden City but nah, it's dross. But dross I have devoured over the past few days and been addicted to! 
 It's so badly written I sometimes thought it was translated from Chinese by a Second Language student but it wasn't .  I loved Memoirs of a Geisha but this is a poor cousin.  The characters are bland, one dimensional puppets and the first half was pretty dull. 
Plus my cheap, naff copy was badly printed and some of the pages were just pages of blackness, so I had to just guess the content. All in all just a tad unsatisfying!